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Dragons Love Farts: They’re More Fun Than Tacos!


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A hilarious Fart-O-Rama for the whole family! It’s the funny fart book that doesn’t stink!

Each colorful scene features new dragons in giggly situations that are so enjoyable, kids actually WANT to read!

Stuffed full of silly dragons in silly memes, this lively children’s book gets even the poutiest youngster to laugh out loud!
If you snickered over the New York Times’ best selling Dragons Love Tacos, you’ll ROFL over Dragons LOVE Farts!

✓ Historical places and events present themselves in the 60’s hippie culture of Woodstock and the most famous crosswalk on Earth.

✓ Cool scientific events are pictured as a Pompeii-like volcano erupts and rumbles while meteors rain down like the great extinction event of Chicxulub.

✓ Methane rips a hole in the ozone as a cheese-loving dragon tries to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows.

✓ Classic literary works such as Blackbeard, Peter Pan, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea are the inspiration behind our pirate adventure gone awry.

✓ Mary Had a Little Lamb, Paul Bunyan, and The Three Little Pigs are among the characters in our nod to fables and nursery rhymes.

✓ King Arthur graces his own meme as a medieval knight, while you commiserate with a damsel in distress…foiled by a fart!

✓ Dragons Love Farts is also a funtastic bedtime bribe…because kids don’t mind reading it again and again. ♥

So SMASH that button and get ready for a great time with a bevy of dragons that will amuse your kids right into reading!

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Dragons Love Farts is a funny book for boys 4-6, or a book for kids 5-7, with memes that open the door for exploration of subjects introduced in a variety of illustrations. The fun, rhythmic rhyming rivals great books like Oh, the Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss and Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. Dragons Love Farts even has a final page for a bedtime story that is as sweet as the little things in Goodnight Moon and If Animals Kissed Goodnight. But ‘Heads up!’ It’s the first sneak peek of our Dragosauricorn, Estrella, who will debut along with Helix at the end of our upcoming, STEM children’s book for kids 3-5, Journey to EARTH. And remember, MORE HILARIOUS DRAGONS ARE COMING!


From the Publisher

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Never mind that a dragon’s mystical innards are capable of churning out the foulest hydrocarbon mash-ups known to man. Whether they’ve eaten sweet peas and candy canes or sauerkraut and pickled eggs, there’s going to be a wafting punisher from the deep!

Find out why these campers are in a tizzy, it’s not what you think. . .

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Hiding their toots underground only resulted in bigger blow-outs. Sure as Old Faithful keeps its schedule, this volcano regularly blows its top!

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Prepare to explore the many ways dragons unapologetically grace the world with their mischievous puffs, no matter the time or place.

IT’S MORE FUN THAN SILENT DISCO!

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Tinker & Swag, LLC (November 7, 2021)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 31 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1951696077
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1951696078
Reading age ‏ : ‎ 4 – 7 years, from customers
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 3.2 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.08 x 8.5 inches

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